幽默自我介绍范例3篇 作文英语热门17篇

篇1：幽默自我介绍范例

导语：我现在想找一个身材窈窕、貌美倾城、温柔可爱、知情达理、才华横溢、能力非凡之富家女子为妻，类似比尔盖茨的小女呀，巴非特的孙女呀之类的可以考虑。以下是为大家整理的以下是为大家整理的，希望大家能够喜欢！，希望大家能够喜欢！

【幽默自我介绍一】

我叫**，今年十三岁，刚上初二。

我个子中等，1，66，再班里排第十个，长脸短鼻子，手大脚也大，一双眼睛不大也不小，眼珠子特别有神，一张大嘴巴特别能说，只要一说起来，说上一个小时也没问题，个子不高不矮，身体不胖不瘦。总的来说还是比较帅的。

我在北京市**中上学，我们的校服不好看，全是兰色，所以特别好认，一看就是中学生。

我的优点就是爱动，每天早上我都到外面锻炼，跑跑步，玩玩单杠等。

所以，我在学校的体育特别好，我的学习也是不可质疑的，数学考试从来没下过90分，我的英语也不错。所以，我的脸上总是洋溢者喜悦的表情。

我的缺点就是不会打篮球，也不知到是怎么一回事，就是不喜欢，而且，

我上课还总走神，不注意听讲。所以，老师叫我后，我还满有信心的站起来，百分之八十都是对的，害的老师又气又笑。

这就是我，只要一见到我，我总是笑，我会热情的和你打招呼，来吧!

【幽默自我介绍二】

我就是江湖上人见人爱、花见花开、车见车载，人称上天入地、无所不能、英俊潇洒、风流倜傥、玉树临风、学富五车、高大威猛、拥有千万‘粉丝’、迷倒万千少女,号称一朵梨花压海棠的玉面小白龙，帅到掉榨!

本人没什么优点 唯一的优点就是没有缺点本人基本全是缺点最大的缺点就是只有优点如果靓仔是一种罪，我已经罪犯滔天;如果有型是一种错，我已经一错再错;如果聪明要受惩罚，我岂不是要千刀万剐;如果谦虚都要受折磨，我又点能逃得过?

本人年方23，英俊潇酒。七岁学文，九岁习武，12岁会泡妞，上知天文地理，下知鸡毛蒜皮，每外出行走，常引美女回头，帅哥跳楼，心地善良，乐于助人。小学时语文课老师讲解“帅哥”含义，我百思不得其解，同桌偷偷递过小镜子。我一照。哦。刹那间明白了。。。据说，我出生时，天空的北方，出现祥云一片，渐渐由远至近，飘到我家房顶后，幻化成一个字：帅。

【幽默自我介绍三】

欢迎光临我们大连，我就是大连旅游届最富有才华英俊潇洒玉树临风风流倜傥高大威猛人称山崩地裂水倒流鬼见愁美貌与智慧结合英雄与侠义化身人见人爱车见车载，为司机师傅可以两肋叉倒，为客人可以叉师傅两刀，呵呵```

跟大家开个玩笑啊，活跃一下我们车里的气愤。我叫XXX是大家本次在大连的导游，大家可以叫我小X，很高兴在这茫茫人海中与大家相遇，我相信这是我们 的缘分，俗话说的好百年修得同船度，咱们也是百年修得同车缘。既然大家在大连遇见我为大家服务，我一定会让大家玩的开心、玩的尽兴。希望我们的服务会给你 们带来，在家千日好、出门也不难的感觉。

现在我以一首歌来开始我们的行程啦。大家请鼓起您的金掌、银掌、仙人掌、为我小X鼓鼓掌。(唱歌)介绍行程。

[幽默自我介绍范例3篇

篇2：高一英语介绍新学校

I am in primary school now, and I like my campus so much. The first time I

walk in the school, I am attracted by its beautiful scenery. There are so many

green trees and colorful flowers around. The environment here is so lively. So

many students do the sports in the playground. The comfortable environment makes

me study in good mood.

篇3：关于幽默的英语作文高3

Before I went to middle school, I lived with my grandparents. At that time,

I stayed in the country, which was the most beautiful place for me. Early in the

morning, I walked along the country road, appreciating the fresh air. We raised

a little dog. He was my best friend, and he accompanied me all the time. No

matter what I did and where I went, the little dog was with me and I loved him

so much. Sometimes I would pick up the fruit in the garden, sometimes I would

catch the fish in the clear river. It was such a happy childhood for me that I

will never forget.

篇4：介绍自己的英语

Hello, everyone. Im glad to introduce myself to you. Im from Chongqing. I

am a teacher. I have many hobbies, such as taking notes, reading, listening to

music, dancing, singing, playing basketball and swimming. I think we should

treat everyday as the last day for us to live in the world. That is me. I like

making friends. I hope I can be your friends.

篇5：介绍自己的英语

Hello!My name is Liu Ya Min.I am a Chinese girl.I am fourteen.I am a middle

school student.Frankly speaking,Irene is not beautiful.I like autumn,the ground

is covered with fallen leaves.I like basketball,but I dislikes sports.I very

love sit in the sun.I like sduty,sing and shopping,too.I think I am a happy

girl.My family is not big.There are my parents,my two brother and I.Being the

eldest,I must look after my brothers.My desire was to become a writer.

篇6：介绍一个人的高中英语作文

Yesterday, my parents were not home. And I had to stay at home by myself for one day and one night. I was very happy at first, because there wouldnt be anyone criticizes my behavior. I can do whatever I want. But later I felt desperate. There was nobody cook for me, asked me to do things or criticized me. I felt empty and desperate as the house is only me. When the night fell, I was afraid. The computer games or the cartoons couldn’t attract my attention. I hate living alone.

昨天，我的父母不在家。我得自己一个人呆上一天一夜。我一开始很开心，因为没人会批评我的行为了。我可以做任何我想做的事。但后来我感到很郁闷。没人给我做饭，没人叫我做事情也没有人批评我。整个房子只有我一个人，我感到很空虚和郁闷。当夜幕降临的时候，我就开始很害怕了。电脑游戏或动画片都无法吸引我的注意。我讨厌一个人生活。

篇7：高一英语介绍新学校

Welcome to our school! Our school is the key middle school in this city.

Now we are in the front gate. Entry in this school, you can see there is a big

football playground on the left and a big resturant on the right. If you’re

hungry, you can have something good in there. The grand teaching building is

right behind the football playground. We spend most time in the classrooms.

Behind the teaching building, there is a little lake with many fish in it. Oh,

there is also a nice library next to the lake. After the class, we can entry the

library freely to read the books we like. This is our school. Don’t you think

it’s great?

篇8：介绍春节的英语

New Year Party

On New Year#39;s Eve，our class had a party. The atmosphere was good. It was out of the ordinary from the very begining. The boy student from one bedroom gave an unusual performance. We saw a boy named Li Xinmin turn off all the lights in a sudden snap. Then with three resounding(响亮的) crow of a cock echoing in the hall，the hall was again brightly lit in a snap.

Then，the representative of the bedroom Zhu Guozhang asked us to guess a line of a poem related to the above situation. He added that Li Xinmin alone was born in the year of the dog and the other three were all born in the year of the chicken. They left us all in confusion. And it was our monitor who was quickwitted(机智的). He shouted our， "The day breaks as the cock crows three times at dawn." The hall After that，they had another item. This time Li Xinmin was placed in the middle of the circle. While he was standing there，the other three stood around him，each bowing down to him at an angle of 120 degrees. It was an idiom. This time I got it right："The dog stands out among a group of chickens."

篇9：介绍自己的英语

Everyone has hobbies.Hobbies are the important things in our life.I also

have hobbies.Next,let me tell you.Exercise is my one hobby.I love sport.The

more exercise I do,The more healthier I have.After I have dinner,I often go for

a walk with my sister on the streets,and when class is over,I usually play

badminton with my friends.Sometimes I play ping-pong,too.So I think I live in a

wonderful life.

Reading is my the other hobby.In weekends,I often read some novels.Such

as《Jane Love》。《Zhao Hua Xi She》and so on.That can make me improve my

Chinese.

This is my hobbies.If you have hobbies,you can exchange with me.

篇10：介绍教师节的英语

Teachers Day, September 10th, is a national teachers festival in China. It is celebrated since 1985. It expresses respects to the labors and contributions of teachers to the Chinese society. The goal of Teachers Day is to form a social climate in which teachers are respected and knowledge is valued. The date of Teachers Day is set at the beginning of the school year in order to arouse teachers and students enthusiasm for their work, and give a good start to teaching and learning. On teachers Day, students usually send greeting cards with good wishes to their teachers to show their respect. In Taiwan Province, Teachers Day is celebrated on September 28 annually. Choosing this day is to celebrate the birth of Confucius for his great contribution to Chinese culture. In some other countries, Teachers Day is also celebrated. In the United States, this is on the first Tuesday in May. In India, Teachers Day is celebrated on September 5. In Vietnam, it is celebrated on November 20.

篇11：大学新生英语自我介绍范例

good morning, my name XX, it is really a great honor to have this opportunity for a interview, i would like to answer whatever you may raise, and i hope i can make a good performance today, eventually enroll in this prestigious university in september. now i will introduce myself briefly,i am XX years old,born in XX province ,and i am curruently a senior student at beijing XX university.my major isXX.and i will receive my bachelor degree after my graduation in june.in the past 4 years,i spend most of my time on study,i have passed CET4/6 with a ease. and i have acquired basic knowledge of packaging and publishing both in theory and in practice.

Besides, i have attend several packaging exhibition hold in Beijing, this is our advantage study here, i have taken a tour to some big factory and company. through these i have a deeply understanding of domestic packaging industry. compared to developed countries such as us, unfortunately, although we have made extraordinary progress since 1978,our packaging industry are still underdeveloped, mess, unstable, the situation of employees in this field are awkard. but i have full confidence in a bright future if only our economy can keep the growth pace still. i guess you maybe interested in the reason itch to law, and what is my plan during graduate study life, i would like to tell you that pursue law is one of my lifelong goal,i like my major packaging and i wont give up,if i can pursue my master degree here i will combine law with my former education. i will work hard in thesefields ,patent ,trademark, copyright, on the base of my years study in department of p&p, my character? i cannot describe it well, but i know i am optimistic and confident. sometimes i prefer to stay alone, reading, listening to music, but i am not lonely, i like to chat with my classmates, almost talk everything ,

My favorite pastime is valleyball,playing cards or surf online. through college life,i learn how to balance beetween study and entertainment. by the way, i was a actor of our amazing drama club. i had a few glorious memory on stage. that is my pride.

[大学新生英语自我介绍范例

篇12：介绍自己的英语

My name is Wang Xiaochuan. I’m eleven. I live in a small house in Taicang.

I study at Zhu Diwen Primary School. I have seven lessons every day. I study

Chinese, Maths, English, PE, Science, Art, Music, Social Science and Computer

Studies. I like Science, It’s interesting. I don′t like Art, I can’t draw very

well. I usually play games with my good friends, Sun Zhe and Gu Xu ,on Sundays.

I like swimming, playing badminton and playing table tennis.I like eating fruit,

just like strawberries, watermelons and peaches.

篇13：介绍春节的英语

My plan of next year

A new year ，a new start，when I stand on the edge of a new year，I can#39;t help thinking about my plan of next year.

Just as the old saying："Well began is the half of the success."So I decide that I should be at work while the others are still relaxing ，and then ，at the beginning ，I#39;m quicker than the others and of course I will get better result than the others.

But ，what I really decide to do is that I must make good of anytime I can spare though it seems impossible. While，I will do my best to live up with what I have planned，and the result will prove it.

篇14：介绍教师节的英语

Teachers Day

The Teachers Day will come soon.At first,I want to extend my greeting and best wishes to my dear teachers.

I still remember the year when I failed the collage entrance exmination.Iwas feeling lost,and no idea about what my life is going to be.My teachet came to me,and she said she understand how I felt inside now.She also told me its very common that students who are like me will go though a hard time. She told me that failure was a part of life, which was not the end but a new beginning. And she encouraged me to go back to the school to start a new. I was convinced in the end and decided to give another try.

Now Ive graduated from collage and got a very good job.I know all my success owns to my kind teacher. Ill work harder and never give up again.

篇15：小学生英语自我介绍范例

Dear teachers and students:

Good morning everyone!  Now, I`m very happy to make a speech here. My name is xue meng yao. I`m 11. I come from Class3 Grade 5  of Dai Yue Qu DaoLang No.2 Primary School. I`m an active girl. I like playing table tennis，  Because I think it`s very interesting. I like English best too. It`s fun. I like my English teacher ,She`s quiet and kind.

On theweend, I like reading books and listening to music in my room. I like the color is green and red. I have a happy family. My father is a teacher. My mother is a doctor . And I`m a good student. My dream is to be a teacher, because I want to help the children in the future.

Thank you very much!  Please remember me! Goodbye!

[小学生英语自我介绍范例

篇16：关于幽默的英语作文高4

Many people ask what happiness is. I don’t know why there are many people

asking this question, because I think happiness is simple. As for me, I feel

happy when I do a good job in my study. Teachers praise me and my parents are

happy. Or, when I help others I feel happy. I am proud of myself. Besides,

playing with my classmates or friends is happy, too. We always have a great time

together. From above, they are all happiness.

篇17：小学生英语自我介绍范例

Good afternoon, teachers! My name is YangXiaodan. I`m 11

now. I`m from Class2 Grade 5 of TongPu No.2 Primary School. My English teacher is Miss Sun. She`s quiet and kind. She`s short and young. My good friend is ZhangBingbing. She`s 12. She`s tall and pretty. We`re in the same class. We both like English very much. I like painting , listening to music, playing computer games and

reading books. My favourite food is chicken. It`s tasty and yummy. I often do my homework and read books on Saturdays. This is me. Please remember YangXiaodan. Thank you very much!